funny shit guys!

i got 2 memorable experiences to add to this thread:


1) first day of school this year (keep in mind that i was a newbie smoker) i met up with some friends during the 30min lunch period and we went to the nearby park. there were roughly 10 of us, and there were 2 pipes, a water-pipe/mini-bong and a joint; all of em were packed with good bud. i was SO incredibly blasted that whole day, especially during physics (1st class after lunch). i had no visine or anything, and i remember sitting there and TRYING to understand what my teacher was telling the class, but it seemed like he wasnt even talking english. it was FUCKED UP. i bet he knew what was going on. oh and at the end of lunch i forgot to mention i was lucky enough to find a sober straight-edge friend that decided to walk me to my physics classroom because i looked lost. haha, awesome day!

2) this one time i came in RIPPED to my english class. we had both my regular teacher and a student teacher (not bad lookin chick either, she was 25 or so). we were studying hamlet, and they were looking to pick someone to read for hamlet's role in the play. they were both scanning the classroom, and when they saw me they both stopped and looked at each other (keep in mind i didnt use any visine or anything). they both smile and the student teacher says something along the lines of: "(name) would you please read for Hamlet Junior?". i knew i was fucked. i mumbled something, tried to act sober and said "sure". the last thing i remember was having to stand up and start reading (keep in mind my heart was going at 400 miles per hour right now, it was hard to catch some air, not to mention speaking or even worse- speaking loudly). thats the last thing i remember, to this day i cant recall how that speech went. i remember people giggling and shit at the end of class, and i heard my name. good times...
biohazard Reviewed by biohazard on . Blazed During School So this thread is for all of the daily school-goers and their experiences. If you've got a good/bad/interesting/whatever story about a time when you were blowed during school, post it here! I personally have been smoking bud for about two years now (started when I was 16) and for the last year it's been a daily if not every-other day thing. I will usually take a week long break about once every two months but that's really the longest I usually go without chiefing anything at all. Rating: 5