LOL funny-ass stories!

Well I only blazed during school everyday in 9th grade morning, lunch, and after.
In 10th grade I only blazed during mornings because it was woodshop then drama then lunch. Saved it for afterschool after those 2 years though to concentrate on my schoolwork.

Anyway, drifting from the story... in 9th grade, I was smoking everyday at lunch at this park just down the street from the school. Life was good, I was unexperienced but I did at least know a little bit. But my stupidity ended up getting me suspended one day going to a science class tripping balls and ended up exploding something which led me to the office which of course knew what was up with my eyes.

"Have you been doing weed?" the VP asked.
"No mam!" I replied too fast.
"You sure? Your eyes are a little red and your words seem a little... stirred?" she tried again.
"I swear I'm -" and blacked out. Apparently just laid my head on her desk without completing my sentence.