oh yea once i was in english class (we're in second language, btw, so its like retard english classes) and we were correcting exercices about expressions...and there was that one: ''high as a kite''. ROFL.

I was blazed as hell and when the teacher said it, one of my friend like yelled my name outta nowhere. The teacher gave me a weird look, kinda smiling (I bet I looked high as fuck) and she was like yea theres another sense to that thing (making an ugly smoking mimic). The whole time I was trying not to crack up. Trying. Of course, I had that ear-to-ear stoned smile but I actually don't give a shit about my teachers knowing I smoke weed, they don't really care, most of em just laugh at it.