Quote Originally Posted by IncredibleOne

#1 So one day I go to school pretty blazed, I had smoked about 4 fat bowls with one of my buddies from this nice glass pipe that he got. I go into my first class, which was health, excited because I heard the day before we were gonna have a guest speaker about AIDS or something... pretty much having a guest speaker meant that I would get a free hour to sit there and just space out and relax. So I walk in about a minute late and everyone else is already seated and the lady at the front of the room gives me this mean scoul when she sees me. I kinda shrug it off and wonder what that was about and take my seat. Well, turns out that this lady wasn't here to talk about AIDS. She is talking about the "dangers of marijuana" lol. Pretty ironic. So first thing she does is open up her speech by asking the class if they know how to identify traits of "marijuana users". Lol, she goes on about how to look for red eyes, a smokey smell, a tired look, etc. the whole time she is just staring me straight in the eyes. I sat there with a giant grin on my face and just let the bitch do her thing. I don't think anyone else in the class knew about it but it was just funny to sit through and hear all of her bogus propoganda about weed while being blazed out of my mind.
That made me crack up really.

That the kind of thing that would happen to me, except that everybody in my class know I smoke, and all the pricks would have turned to look at me...which would have sucked ass.

but your story seems fun. I don't know, I always find it funny when they come and talk to us about ''dangers of marijuana''. lol.