The only way Bill will win is if he brings a bear onto the show... Stephen will run for the hills.

Bill is a pompous ass hat who thinks he's right all of the time... Stephen is a pompous sexy man who KNOWS he's right all of the time. But of course, that's just the Stephen Colbert character talking, IRL, Colbert is a really funny and down to earth guy, so I've heard.

I can't wait.