I once went out at noon, blazed 6 hours with my friends on 2 fat-ass blunts and a bong. I came home and dinner was just being put on the table:

-Seasoned Steak
-Baked potato with butter (don't like cream cheese haha)
-Ceaser Salad
-A cold can of Cocacola (my favourite drink of course)

Life only got better when the next day, my friend and I hotboxed his bigass closet, and I came home to "we're going to Mandarin". Mandarin is a fancier, asian all-you-can-eat buffet with more food than I can even look at.