I would find someone who wants weed and go get their sack and pinch some smoke to tide me over.



Either that or dress up like Elton John, build a time machine, plant an entire field of marijuana and then travel forward in time, harvest all the marijuana, smoke a bowl, travel forward in time until you reach the point where the universe ends, have lunch, travel to 1969, '69 with some pretty hippy chick, smoke a bowl, travel to 10 minutes before i made the time machine and smoke myself out.


That way i will have gotten high before i was even sober.