So late one evening, we're strolling down a street back to my mates place for a few more drinks and a snooze, and we see this crappy ford festiva and we thought, wouldn't it be funny if the owner of the car wakes up the next morning to find his car blocking the middle of the street? we look around and theres no one in sight, it's too late for anyone to be up. so we all get behind the car, 2 of us lifting as much as we could, while the other 2 pushed as hard as they could. we broke quite a sweat, but eventually we turned it 45 degrees so it was smack bang in the middle of the street. we smiled smugly and continued walking.

another night, 2 of my mates and i were out late, and one of my mates really needed to take a shit, but we were quite a few Km's from home, so we told him to "take a shit in the bush or something" and he was all, "... i dunno, should i?" but like he was going to say no. so we head around the corner and find a laneway behind the row of houses on the street, it's dark and nobody would be there. so we walk down the lane for a bit and we can see into all the back yards of the houses along the street. and theres like clothing still hanging on the line. one of my mates jumps over and grabs the towel and then hands it to the dude who needs to take a shit. he says "here shit in this". and so he did. so here we are with a pile of steaming crap wrapped in a towel. what does one do? smear it on the windshield of a car of course. and so we did. and we giggled our stupid heads off.

i look back and think, "wtf was i thinking." it was fucking stupid, but the memories are great.
TokinAsianGuy Reviewed by TokinAsianGuy on . stupid things you've done what are some totally assanine, DUMBASS things you've done (more refering to resulting in injury, but if it's a really dumbass thing to do it's welcomed :D) last night i was playing with this little tool i use for smoking... it's a wooden dowel/stick with a needle in it (about the size of a medium sewing needle, aobut 2-4x the size of a syringe) i use it for poking around in my bowls and such... anyways i was 'shooting' it with a rubber band into the pillow that i have on my chair.... Rating: 5