Quote Originally Posted by partyguy420
thats funny man...(i always injoy a good laff at some ones pain)

anyways... hmm i have done lots of stupid things....let me tell you one of the many fire storys i have...

it was right after a goor rain... i grabed up a bunch of stuf from around the house(plus there was an old bed that need to be burnt) so i drag it all out to my burn pile and a 5 gallon can of gas... and then i run back in the house, and grab my lighter.... and while im in the house, my sister starts a small fire under neath everything.. so i go out there, and dont see the small fire, grab the gas, walk to the middle of the pile, dumping ass in a complet circle, dumping around 3 gallons in a 2 foot radius.... and all of a suden, there are flames all around me... and i think after a few seconds, this is going to hirt if i dont move... so it registers in my brain after another 3 or 4 seconds. and i move out of the fire.... and i stand there, and relise the noozle to the gas can is on fire... so after a few seconds, my brain tells me to drop it... after a few more seconds, my hand finaly drops it... and for some fucked reason, my foot kicked it back into the fire... then i stood there for a few more seconds, and relised how hot it was by the fire, so i walk over to my car. to light a ciggeret, and i relise its still hot... and then i finaly look down and see that my pants are on fire a few seconds later i put the fire out on my pants...
lmfao! i so woulda beat my sisters ass after that tho...