stupid things you've done

[slipknotpsycho]

what are some totally assanine, DUMBASS things you've done (more refering to resulting in injury, but if it's a really dumbass thing to do it's welcomed )

last night i was playing with this little tool i use for smoking... it's a wooden dowel/stick with a needle in it (about the size of a medium sewing needle, aobut 2-4x the size of a syringe) i use it for poking around in my bowls and such... anyways i was 'shooting' it with a rubber band into the pillow that i have on my chair.... somehow it turned instead of going straight down it went sideways... and not the sideways away from me... it went a good 1/2'' into my leg.. and it bled pretty good lol... it hurt like a son of a bitch... and i was just like "ok i'm not doing that shit no more!" as my wife bandaged me up... god i felt like a dumbass afterwards.. i've had far worse injuries.. but that's probably the stupidest thing i've done that resulted in injury...

slipknotpsycho Reviewed by slipknotpsycho on 01-16-2007. stupid things you've done what are some totally assanine, DUMBASS things you've done (more refering to resulting in injury, but if it's a really dumbass thing to do it's welcomed :D) last night i was playing with this little tool i use for smoking... it's a wooden dowel/stick with a needle in it (about the size of a medium sewing needle, aobut 2-4x the size of a syringe) i use it for poking around in my bowls and such... anyways i was 'shooting' it with a rubber band into the pillow that i have on my chair.... Rating: 5

[someuser]

I've done a lot of stupid things in my life... When I was like 13 or 14 I thought it would be funny to pour gasoline in the upstairs toilet of my parent's home and throw a match in there... So I did that and I was appalled to find out the flames were nearly reaching the ceiling so I did the only thing I could think of... I flushed the toilet. It was freaky trippy watching the fire swirl and then WHOSH! Go down the toilet pipe.


Please dont any of you kids do that at home LoL I almost burned my parent's house down and totally fried the porcelain toilet. Very stupid idea.

[slipknotpsycho]

I've done a lot of stupid things in my life... When I was like 13 or 14 I thought it would be funny to pour gasoline in the upstairs toilet of my parent's home and throw a match in there... So I did that and I was appalled to find out the flames were nearly reaching the ceiling so I did the only thing I could think of... I flushed the toilet. It was freaky trippy watching the fire swirl and then WHOSH! Go down the toilet pipe.


Please dont any of you kids do that at home LoL I almost burned my parent's house down and totally fried the porcelain toilet. Very stupid idea.

lmfao... i so wanna do this now... lmfao! my wife's gonna catch me coming in at 3 am with a gas can in hand

[partyguy420]

thats funny man...(i always injoy a good laff at some ones pain)

anyways... hmm i have done lots of stupid things....let me tell you one of the many fire storys i have...

it was right after a goor rain... i grabed up a bunch of stuf from around the house(plus there was an old bed that need to be burnt) so i drag it all out to my burn pile and a 5 gallon can of gas... and then i run back in the house, and grab my lighter.... and while im in the house, my sister starts a small fire under neath everything.. so i go out there, and dont see the small fire, grab the gas, walk to the middle of the pile, dumping ass in a complet circle, dumping around 3 gallons in a 2 foot radius.... and all of a suden, there are flames all around me... and i think after a few seconds, this is going to hirt if i dont move... so it registers in my brain after another 3 or 4 seconds. and i move out of the fire.... and i stand there, and relise the noozle to the gas can is on fire... so after a few seconds, my brain tells me to drop it... after a few more seconds, my hand finaly drops it... and for some fucked reason, my foot kicked it back into the fire... then i stood there for a few more seconds, and relised how hot it was by the fire, so i walk over to my car. to light a ciggeret, and i relise its still hot... and then i finaly look down and see that my pants are on fire a few seconds later i put the fire out on my pants...

[partyguy420]

lmfao... i so wanna do this now... lmfao! my wife's gonna catch me coming in at 3 am with a gas can in hand

i know how you feel... i want to do this... and what my dad and many other childeren of the 60s did, when they were in high school...

FLUSH A M-80 DOWN THE SCHOOL TOLIET WHILE SMOKING A JOINT

[slipknotpsycho]

thats funny man...(i always injoy a good laff at some ones pain)

anyways... hmm i have done lots of stupid things....let me tell you one of the many fire storys i have...

it was right after a goor rain... i grabed up a bunch of stuf from around the house(plus there was an old bed that need to be burnt) so i drag it all out to my burn pile and a 5 gallon can of gas... and then i run back in the house, and grab my lighter.... and while im in the house, my sister starts a small fire under neath everything.. so i go out there, and dont see the small fire, grab the gas, walk to the middle of the pile, dumping ass in a complet circle, dumping around 3 gallons in a 2 foot radius.... and all of a suden, there are flames all around me... and i think after a few seconds, this is going to hirt if i dont move... so it registers in my brain after another 3 or 4 seconds. and i move out of the fire.... and i stand there, and relise the noozle to the gas can is on fire... so after a few seconds, my brain tells me to drop it... after a few more seconds, my hand finaly drops it... and for some fucked reason, my foot kicked it back into the fire... then i stood there for a few more seconds, and relised how hot it was by the fire, so i walk over to my car. to light a ciggeret, and i relise its still hot... and then i finaly look down and see that my pants are on fire a few seconds later i put the fire out on my pants...

lmfao! i so woulda beat my sisters ass after that tho...

[partyguy420]

not once threw out the whole 2 or 3 minutes of being on fire, or being in the fire, did i feel any pain... i did end up screaming at her... telling her she was a fuck up... and that our parents realy hate her because they didnt have enuf proof that the condom "ripped"(meaning that they just broke the condom them selfs to be able to sue the condom company) to be able to sue the trogan brand condom company(i was like 14 or 15 when i did that...)

[slipknotpsycho]

you can actually sue a condom company if it breaks and you or whoever your fucking gets pregnant? lol..

[mfitzp]

me and my mate spent 4 days making this realy cool bong out of a saci bottle and a miller bottle we sanded the shit out of the saci bottle cut the end off it and cut the miller bottle inhalf and stuck it at the bottle of the saci bottle then put wood around the bottom of the miller bottle so it was like a wooden bong were u shud see the water then we put the downpipe in after having to bend it then knocked cut the top of the saci bottle off and put rubber tubing around it and we just had it done but we got realy high and went to hit it and my mate dropped it the glass broke so we did it again but then i smashed it then we were trying to get another bottle we cut in and the force broke the saci bottle lol

[TokinAsianGuy]

So late one evening, we're strolling down a street back to my mates place for a few more drinks and a snooze, and we see this crappy ford festiva and we thought, wouldn't it be funny if the owner of the car wakes up the next morning to find his car blocking the middle of the street? we look around and theres no one in sight, it's too late for anyone to be up. so we all get behind the car, 2 of us lifting as much as we could, while the other 2 pushed as hard as they could. we broke quite a sweat, but eventually we turned it 45 degrees so it was smack bang in the middle of the street. we smiled smugly and continued walking.

another night, 2 of my mates and i were out late, and one of my mates really needed to take a shit, but we were quite a few Km's from home, so we told him to "take a shit in the bush or something" and he was all, "... i dunno, should i?" but like he was going to say no. so we head around the corner and find a laneway behind the row of houses on the street, it's dark and nobody would be there. so we walk down the lane for a bit and we can see into all the back yards of the houses along the street. and theres like clothing still hanging on the line. one of my mates jumps over and grabs the towel and then hands it to the dude who needs to take a shit. he says "here shit in this". and so he did. so here we are with a pile of steaming crap wrapped in a towel. what does one do? smear it on the windshield of a car of course. and so we did. and we giggled our stupid heads off.

i look back and think, "wtf was i thinking." it was fucking stupid, but the memories are great.