Do you really do these things, Geonagual, like the Houdini or the Angry Pirate or the Dirty Sanchez? Or do you simply like to describe them here for the outlandish entertainment of others? If you actually put them into practice, I'm betting your relationships don't last long. They all seem clearly disrespectul of your partners if they're for real.
birdgirl73 Reviewed by birdgirl73 on . The Houdini The Houdini: While fucking a chick doggystyle. Right before you blow your load, you spit on her back which makes her think you're blowing it.....but you're not. She turns to look, and BAM! you blow it in her face and yell "Houdini". NOTE**If you are skilled enough to make it into her eye and she screams "Arrrr", then you have just completed the ANGRY PIRATE. Rating: 5