Quote Originally Posted by Not Enough Herb
ok, heres the story. my nieghbor keeps sending her dog to shit on my lawn. ive told her to keep her dog of my lawn. now, she walks into my backyard and opens the gate and lets her dog shit in my backyard.

now i have a two options here. i could just vandilize her house, wtih eggs and what not, but thats just a cheap laugh. I could call the humane society and charge her for trespassing and possibly get her dog taken away, which would be pretty funny. but i dont think i want to take the dog away, because it's not its fault, its the owner.


sooo, what should i do?

also, if you have any ideas on what i could do, please post them!

Dang! That's downright rude and not the poor dogs fault.

Since she's so blatent and rude about it this is what you do.

Tools you need: Rubber/plastic glove and plastic store bag.
Put on glove, walk out to the poop, open grocery bag, bend down and pick that sh!t up with the grocery bag and proceed to sling that crap all over her windows. Go from poop to window to poop to window. Just sling it on over there. Return to sender/owner.

Yeah, it's gross but shes gotta be trained on how to poop the dog.