What should i do?

[Not Enough Herb]

ok, heres the story. my nieghbor keeps sending her dog to shit on my lawn. ive told her to keep her dog of my lawn. now, she walks into my backyard and opens the gate and lets her dog shit in my backyard.

now i have a two options here. i could just vandilize her house, wtih eggs and what not, but thats just a cheap laugh. I could call the humane society and charge her for trespassing and possibly get her dog taken away, which would be pretty funny. but i dont think i want to take the dog away, because it's not its fault, its the owner.


sooo, what should i do?

also, if you have any ideas on what i could do, please post them!

Not Enough Herb Reviewed by Not Enough Herb on 01-14-2007. What should i do? ok, heres the story. my nieghbor keeps sending her dog to shit on my lawn. ive told her to keep her dog of my lawn. now, she walks into my backyard and opens the gate and lets her dog shit in my backyard. now i have a two options here. i could just vandilize her house, wtih eggs and what not, but thats just a cheap laugh. I could call the humane society and charge her for trespassing and possibly get her dog taken away, which would be pretty funny. but i dont think i want to take the dog Rating: 5

[Hagbard Celiene]

motion activated sprinkler

[birdgirl73]

They sell dog repellant sprays at pet stores and sometimes hardware stores, too, and you could try spraying a line of that along the border where he crosses over. You could also get yourself a big container of cayenne pepper and sprinkle that generously in the areas the neighbor dog tends to frequent. That'll burn his nose and make him sneeze and retreat. A couple of huffs of cayenne ought to teach him a lesson. There are probably other odors that are natural dog repellants, but I don't know what they are. Do some research on Google.

The person who needs to be put to sleep is actually your neighbor herself. That's really creepy that she lets her dog crap in your yard.

[weedmaster]

every time it does it collect that shit and put it in their mail box, or put it on their doorstep, or car door handel. i hate bad dog owners.

[MastaChronic]

slap her

[Matt the Funk]

every time it does it collect that shit and put it in their mail box, or put it on their doorstep, or car door handel. i hate bad dog owners.

That is a great idea! Put it in a paper bag, light it on fire, leave it on her doorstep, and then ring the doorbell and run away.

[mrdevious]

every time it does it collect that shit and put it in their mail box, or put it on their doorstep, or car door handel. i hate bad dog owners.

Actually I think that's a pretty good idea. The punishment is relatively proportionate and wonderfully justifiable. What's she going to do, complain? With a simple ultimatum of "you don't put shit on my lawn, I don't return it to your mailbox/doorstep", I can't see how she'd have much other choice.

[Domiko]

Burn the house down! Burn them all! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!

Or, alternatively, you could build a giant fence around the boarder of your property. A big dome would be even better. With a mirrored roof.

[MastaChronic]

or....kill the dog, problem solved.

[lardman]

Burn the house down! Burn them all! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!

AHAHAAHA! I was just gonna say that!

Ya, you should put the shit on her doorstep or mailbox.