Hmmm, my sister pee'd on my homework, I wish I'd thought of that when I was at school.

I don't have any stories of my own but my friend once went in for her last pre birth examination and had no choice but to take her 3 year old daughter with her. During the examination the nurse used some kind of lubricant on her and on the way back out of the hospital the daughter saw the same stuff on the counter, point's at it and shout's out in a loud voice "THAT CREAM UP MUMMY'S BUM!!!!"

I nearly pee'd myself when I heard that one.
apsinthion Reviewed by apsinthion on . This is soooo gross! But I'm telling you anyway because I couldn't stop laughing about it. My youngest daughter is going through a phase of taking her clothes and diaper off. She's been doing it for a few weeks now and I usually catch her and rediaper her and redress her before there's an incident. Well, yesterday, she did it before I noticed and I hear my son yell, "MOM!!!!" I go in the room and there stands a naked baby and an irate 8 year old boy. She peed all over his homework! Peed like you wouldn't Rating: 5