I was really stoned, and my girlfriend was really mad at me for being so stoned all the time. ((I had 2.5 ounces... I was smoking ALL the time. Non-stop)) Well, she gave me a ride to a guys apartment who owed me money. He lived above a pawn shop. The stairs were up the side of the pawn shop and her car was parked right next to them. Since her being mad at me was a total buzz-kill.... I decided to piss on her car. From way above. Naturally she rolls down the window ((after I'm done pissing... lol)) Yells "Now you get to walk home." and drives off. Wee... what a fun mile and a half walk in the cold it was. Not. At least I had some weed on me and my hand pipe. Made the trip a bit easier. I need to get my goddamn license back.