My uncle is a nazi...

[Matt the Funk]

I was hoping to hear a funny story about nazi's....

Matt the Funk Reviewed by Matt the Funk on 01-12-2007. My uncle is a nazi... Ok, so I'm sitting in my room watching T.V. last night and somebody calls. I pick up the phone after one ring and it was a wrong number. My uncle comes down stairs and gets all pissed off and accuses me of setting up a deal to buy some bud. I tell him it was a wrong number and he says "you never pick up the phone, why would you do it now? and you did it on the first ring so that tells me you're trying to hide somthing." I'm just like yeah ok w/e. Then, becuase I wouldn't admit to making a Rating: 5

[Samwhore]

I was hoping to hear a funny story about nazi's....

yeah, me too, i thought at least when he came and asked you who called he was going to march to you with his hand in the air

[slipknotpsycho]

then go ahead and light up in his face... he's obviously waiting to catch you for some reason... and he will eventually, might as well get it over with. light up right in his face and say "ok you've been waiting so long to catch me, so what are you gonna do?" atleast, that's what i would seriously do.

[GosTo]

damn i thought he was an actual nazi LOL

Hah

[pixel]

let him catch you a few more times and hell get lax about it

[intrepidus6]

Yeah when my parents question me I just joke about it and they can't tell if im serious or not. Like "what smells?" "oh I just smoked like 10 grams to the face"

Haha, I do that too!

[KottonMouthKid]

until the last bit of the story, i thought that it was gunna be like your uncle had some hardcore nazi operation happening that he didnt want you to hear about or soemthing

[IplayWoW]

let him catch you a few more times and hell get lax about it

Yeah, except whenever he catches me he throws all my bud away. Last time I only smoke a .6g joint out of an 8th and he threw the rest away. His excuse for not letting me do it is "you're not an adult." I don't get it, I have a job, I get A's and B's in school and I do shit around the house all the time. He's 37, doesn't have a job, and does jack-shit around the house other than play Call of Duty 3 and try to catch me smoking. Who sounds more like the adult? Also, when I first told him I smoke he's like "I don't have a problem with marijuana, I don't even consider it a drug.". But last night he said "It's my house and my rules." and then I said "you said you don't have a problem with it and you don't even think of it as a drug." and he says "it doesn't matter what I think.". I'm thinking, well if it's your house and your rules, I think it does matter what you think you fucking lazy ass cunt. Honestly, I have lost sooo much respect for him, and atm I feel he needs to have some big black guy rape him in the ass.

[slipknotpsycho]

Yeah, except whenever he catches me he throws all my bud away. Last time I only smoke a .6g joint out of an 8th and he threw the rest away. His excuse for not letting me do it is "you're not an adult." I don't get it, I have a job, I get A's and B's in school and I do shit around the house all the time. He's 37, doesn't have a job, and does jack-shit around the house other than play Call of Duty 3 and try to catch me smoking. Who sounds more like the adult? Also, when I first told him I smoke he's like "I don't have a problem with marijuana, I don't even consider it a drug.". But last night he said "It's my house and my rules." and then I said "you said you don't have a problem with it and you don't even think of it as a drug." and he says "it doesn't matter what I think.". I'm thinking, well if it's your house and your rules, I think it does matter what you think you fucking lazy ass cunt. Honestly, I have lost sooo much respect for him, and atm I feel he needs to have some big black guy rape him in the ass.

have you tried pointing that out to him yet?

[napolitana869]

until the last bit of the story, i thought that it was gunna be like your uncle had some hardcore nazi operation happening that he didnt want you to hear about or soemthing

me too man. I thought the phone call was going to be one of his nazi friends calling to do bad stuff and he was angry that his plans were out in the open. I'm kind of disapointed