i shit nugs, bleed resin, piss bong water, literally have small plants growing out of my ears, my scabs fall off an turn ta seeds, cant go ta skool cuz my breath is permanant dank smell, my tears come out green, eyes have no white left... whatsoever... they were naturally brown but turned green, i have crystals collecting under my nails, and you could press my boogers into keif... oh yeah an if i lace a cigarette with one of my hairs people mistake it for a J

but in all seriousness i smoked so much weed that i smoked myself sober an then high again so many times i can no longer tell the difference... so now i save money its just like switching to geico