The internet, enabling human beings for the first time in history to instantly communicate knowledge and ideas around the entire world. What do most people use it for? To watch porn and to ask some chick they've never even seen if she swallows.

Along with the automobile came the reckless driver. Along with the airplane came the hijacker. Along with the telephone came the telemarketer. Along with the television came... well... just about everything that's on television. Along with the internet came the hacker.

For every great invention there is a great fool who fucks it up.