I think the result between a right-wing boxer and a left-wing Chihuahua would be cuter than Hillary. It'd pretty much have to be! But its political stance would be frighteningly similar. . . .

I can't imagine a dog eating that much food! But I love the idea of one that loves to play soccer. Mine can't even grasp a tennis ball in their mouths. What they really like to play with is little stuffed animal dog toys, preferably floppy ones. And they adore toy mice that are intended for the cats.

Seriously, if y'all ever do think about a little doglet to go with your boxer, it's true Chihuahuas have a big-dog attitude. But they are very cold-natured dogs. I guess it's their Mexican heritage. They shiver if the temperature gets into the 50s or below, and they aren't exactly cooperative about going outside to use the bathroom if it's even remotely chilly. You can train them to use wee-wee pads, but those things are expensive. I was trying to imagine my dogs in Colorado in three feet of snow. They'd simply stage a sit-in and mess all over the house. Just something to think about before bringing home a little tropical doggie to the mile-high (cold) city. . . .