Work Requires Drug Test!

[lardman]

oH SHITTSSS!!!

I just looked at the place I want to work's (a gaming cafe where theres computers w/games) requirements, and the last one is a drug test! That sucks balls.

I dont know, should I just stop smoking for a bit then try and work there? Cuz i havnt smoked for a week or more. I plan on working there soon. Prolly in the next 2 weeks.

Fuck, I was going to buy 20 bucks worth tomorrow. Should I buy it and try getting the job another time, like next month?

Hmmmm.....

lardman Reviewed by lardman on 01-12-2007. Work Requires Drug Test! oH SHITTSSS!!! I just looked at the place I want to work's (a gaming cafe where theres computers w/games) requirements, and the last one is a drug test! That sucks balls. I dont know, should I just stop smoking for a bit then try and work there? Cuz i havnt smoked for a week or more. I plan on working there soon. Prolly in the next 2 weeks. Fuck, I was going to buy 20 bucks worth tomorrow. Should I buy it and try getting the job another time, like next month? Hmmmm..... Rating: 5

[couch-potato]

Step 1: Don't smoke, pass the test, then smoke

Step 2:

Step 3: Profit!

[MastaChronic]

wtf happened to step 2?
we all know it

step 2: get the job

[tootsie roll]

You are already 2 weeks ahead.
Drink tons of water and detox your body. Don't smoke, go in and take the test and have your job. Then you can play around.
Make the money now and get the job while you have a good chance at it.
The job is more important then a vacation from smoke. yeah?

[yoda]

sometimes jobs say they will drugtest, but dont....better not to risk, just stay clean till you get it

[lardman]

Cool, Ill wait and try and get the job, then celebrate later if i get the job, or if i dont. They require me to send in a resume to their email, so ill work on that tomorrow. LOL, if i get this job, itll be my first one!

[SmokingPlatypus]

Or you can get clean piss from a non-smoking friend. That's what I did with my first job that required a test.

[geonagual]

sometimes jobs say they will drugtest, but dont....better not to risk, just stay clean till you get it

True. They just say they are gonna to scare all the stoners away.

[greendove]

Or, you can monitor whether you're clean or not by buying home drug testing kits at CVS. They cost about $15 a pop. Take one every three or four days, and once you pass one, get ready to go after the job. Save one test to take right before you leave to go to the testing facility. Good luck!