planning on subbing, a few questions..

[liquid swords]

So I need to take a drug test before this place will hire me, I have about 5-6 days. Being a 'frequent' and 'heavy' smoker, I don't feel like risking a dilution, so I'm going to sub with N2's method. I was just curious about what to do as far as sound is concerned. I really doubt a tester will be present when I have to piss, seeing as how it's just a pre-employment screening, but what do I do if they're in earshot? Should I piss into the cup for real, then dump it in the toilet and switch in the clean sample? Would even trace amounts of my real urine test positive? I've never even taken a drug test for a job, they're not going to be hardcore about being present when I take the sample, are they?

I don't even want to work for an institution that discriminates against my personal life, but I figure I have to get used this sort of thing if I want to put food on the table and green in the bowl.

liquid swords Reviewed by liquid swords on 01-12-2007. planning on subbing, a few questions.. So I need to take a drug test before this place will hire me, I have about 5-6 days. Being a 'frequent' and 'heavy' smoker, I don't feel like risking a dilution, so I'm going to sub with N2's method. I was just curious about what to do as far as sound is concerned. I really doubt a tester will be present when I have to piss, seeing as how it's just a pre-employment screening, but what do I do if they're in earshot? Should I piss into the cup for real, then dump it in the toilet and switch in Rating: 5

[dawninthemorning]

Don't pee in the cup and then switch it out. Pee in the toilet so you can be heard peeing, but just pour the fake pee into the cup. They use a plastic cup so they won't be able to hear you pee in the cup anyway. urineluck.com is where you can order the urine.

[liquid swords]

I'm actually using my gf's urine, who would have thought all those times she turned down weed would save my ass?

But urineluck.com, that's a pretty clever title for a website

[dawninthemorning]

It's the only one I can remember, which is probably the reason why I use quick fix. Good luck!