how to properly refill the bong, to get the best cooling, to smoke capsity ratio....

how to know when to clean the bong water...

to know that bong water while that month old brown or black water, with segments of weed floating around in it may seam tempting. and may look a bit like weed filled resin... that it is actualy very disgusing, may be bad for you health, and that it wont get you high...

how to lie to your parents about what you were doing all night...

ill add more as i think

at least be able to name off 10 stoner songs right off hand... or atleast have 10 good stoner songs on their computer(and if avialable 10 good songs at the top of the most played song list on their Ipods...