Every Stoner Should Know...

[Nugget Lover]

every stoner should have at least ONE good story about a fucking mission they took just to buy weed.

Well if you live where it's illegal, I'm sure everyone will have a crazy story...and probably more than one.

[Bob the Awesome]

Alright, some major essentials:

- Know the difference between sativa and indica.

- Know what hydro, brick, mids, and sinsemilla bud are, and how they're produced, and the highest prices you should reasonably have to pay for them in your area.

- Know at least how to properly load one form of smoking implement: How to pack a bowl/bong really well or how to roll a good joint/blunt. Over time you should, preferably, learn how to do all of them.

- How to properly conduct a deal. Go with friends, and learn how.

- Know the cannabis culture's terminology and slang.

And most importantly:

- Know the positive, neutral, and negative effects of cannabis. Use it in a way that is enjoyable and doesn't intrude in anything, and don't let it become a major problem or overdo it.

[xmk]

i dont have any to add but i thought the driving with your knees thing was GREAT. haha i deliver pizza so i pretty much live in my car and i drive with my knees CONSTANTLY. Im diabetic and take insulin and i can fill a syringe, give my self a shot and be smoking all while driving with my knees

[BizzleLuvin]

Alright, some major essentials:

- Know the difference between sativa and indica.

- Know what hydro, brick, mids, and sinsemilla bud are, and how they're produced, and the highest prices you should reasonably have to pay for them in your area.

- Know at least how to properly load one form of smoking implement: How to pack a bowl/bong really well or how to roll a good joint/blunt. Over time you should, preferably, learn how to do all of them.

- How to properly conduct a deal. Go with friends, and learn how.

- Know the cannabis culture's terminology and slang.

And most importantly:

- Know the positive, neutral, and negative effects of cannabis. Use it in a way that is enjoyable and doesn't intrude in anything, and don't let it become a major problem or overdo it.

i couldnt have said it better myself! you get rep points

[Bob the Awesome]

Haha, thanks :jointsmile:

[higher4hockey]

manners

[Villui]

that you can't hide the fact that you smoke from your mother...

yup, but mine dosnt care :rastasmoke: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned:

[BizzleLuvin]

manners

thats right. we need to create a stoner's ettiquite book.
chapeter one: puff, puff pass and the rules of smoking in a group.

[partyguy420]

how to properly refill the bong, to get the best cooling, to smoke capsity ratio....

how to know when to clean the bong water...

to know that bong water while that month old brown or black water, with segments of weed floating around in it may seam tempting. and may look a bit like weed filled resin... that it is actualy very disgusing, may be bad for you health, and that it wont get you high...

how to lie to your parents about what you were doing all night...

ill add more as i think

at least be able to name off 10 stoner songs right off hand... or atleast have 10 good stoner songs on their computer(and if avialable 10 good songs at the top of the most played song list on their Ipods...

[hempplaya]

know that smoking isn't about getting high but to enjoy the finer things in life

and to never ever touch another man's grow op