Great idea for a thread.

Every stoner should know:

- How to deal with police.

- The way to corner a bowl so someone else can get a green hit.

- Prices in your area.

- How to attempt to distinguish fine chronic from schwag. You never really
know until you smoke it, but you can definitely make some distinctions if you know your weed.

- How to discreetly conduct a buy.

- NOT TO SPILL THE BONG, BREAK THE PIPE, OR SLOBBER ON THE BLUNT/JOINT!!!

that's all I have for now...looking forward to reading others'.