Every Stoner Should Know...

[couch-potato]

How to drive with their knees (think about it).

How to make a pipe, bong, gravity bong, and a waterfall bong from common household items.

To never baby-sit.


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couch-potato Reviewed by couch-potato on 01-12-2007. Every Stoner Should Know... How to drive with their knees (think about it). How to make a pipe, bong, gravity bong, and a waterfall bong from common household items. To never baby-sit. Add your own! Rating: 5

[Purple Banana]

To get a job that pays just enough for the least amount of work, with no drug tests.

My dad drives with his knees, but that's cause he eats Wendys while driving. He's really good.

[MastaChronic]

every stoner should:

be able distinguish brick from chron

know how to roll joints pretty good

know their rights

know how to bake magic brownies

To get a job that pays just enough for the least amount of work, with no drug tests.

My dad drives with his knees, but that's cause he eats Wendys while driving. He's really good.

if he could drive with is knees, whats holding the gas pedal down?
does he use just one knee or somethin?

[LuckyNiner]

Great idea for a thread.

Every stoner should know:

- How to deal with police.

- The way to corner a bowl so someone else can get a green hit.

- Prices in your area.

- How to attempt to distinguish fine chronic from schwag. You never really
know until you smoke it, but you can definitely make some distinctions if you know your weed.

- How to discreetly conduct a buy.

- NOT TO SPILL THE BONG, BREAK THE PIPE, OR SLOBBER ON THE BLUNT/JOINT!!!

that's all I have for now...looking forward to reading others'.

[hex.shaman]

Great idea for a thread.

Every stoner should know:

- The way to corner a bowl so someone else can get a green hit.

That's a damn good one! I try to do it most of the time but peeps I smoke with suck and torch the whole thing all the time. I think I'm going to have to stop and that's a shame!

- How to actually inhale

- Be able to estimate weight of bud pretty well.

that's all I got.

[ipodguy]

all the secrets of raping others at online games

[modest moon]

-how to drive properly if stoned
-how to stop a j from canoeing
-how to make the perfect playlist of tunes
-how to groove

[LuckyNiner]

-Not have one sided opinions on marijuana.
-Not do stupid things and get in trouble, only to blame the cops/teachers/parents.

Yes.

In short, don't be the negative stoner stereotype. Couldn't agree more.

Give stoners a good name.

[coledog855]

-must have an excellent hiding place

-must own at least one tiedye shirt or classic band shirt

-must know how to make a smoking device out of a food

-must be able to name at least 5 items on the wedny's dollar menu

[nikweiser]

-Fast food munchies are the worst kind.
-Must NOT have to make a smoking device out of food.
-Must be able to list 5 reasons why Wendy's sucks.
-Must be able to play one instrument moderately to expertly well.

wendys has nasty fuckin chicken


anyways..

-hit it 2 times
-pass to the left