Every Stoner Should Know...

[Inferius]

What do you play billion?

I really cant think of anything of value to contribute to this thread.
Imo, every stoner needs to know three things.
-How to get weed.
-How to smoke weed.
-How to enjoy being stoned.

The rest are just silly ideals..

[ValkyrieAg]

-Must be able to list 5 reasons why Wendy's sucks.

I could give you 10 reasons.

[couch-potato]

- Have a grin on their face whenever the look at a clock and its 4:20

[Skink]

the url to this site...

[JR77]

A truly good stoner knows how to act straight when appropriate but still be totally blazed. I feel I have perfected this!!!!

[benagain]

To know every place that sells rolling papers in your county and all head shops in bordering counties.

Every back road and possbile route in your neighboorhood.

Who on your street is a cop.

How to pass a drug test.

All for now. More maybe later

[teknonra]

more things you gotta know:-

use the thinnest skins you can find.
use ice to remove thc.
grader's perks are the best!!
sleep on squidgy.
rise on green.
pay your man when you say you will.
use a charcoal filter.
keep your growroom secret( from everyone!!)
keep going to the dam.

[benagain]

Where to find scales cheap and fast.

The cheapest place to buy visine.

The ninja-like ability to hide everything incriminating within view in under 3 seconds when someone knocks on the door.

[Ibu Jari]

-Fast food munchies are the worst kind.
-Must NOT have to make a smoking device out of food.
-Must be able to list 5 reasons why Wendy's sucks.
-Must be able to play one instrument moderately to expertly well.

Word!

-Fast food sucks. I bake when I'm baked. I can't wait for a bigger kitchen, so I can make better munchies! We also adore the simple things. Apples have never tasted so good.
- Have made the apple pipe, used it once. It's great if your desperate. So, basically don't be that desperate, get a sturdy pipe or always know how to roll.
- Wendys sucks - they don't salt their nasty fries. The fries are nasty. The burgers are paper thin. And they're always warm. Oh, and we musn't forget how gross the chicken is.
- Searching for a new tuning device for my violin.



Lets see the ones I suggest:

Know how to lightly take a first hit off a new pipe or bong as to actually SMOKE the weed you've stuffed into your bowl. No sense in choking on it and not getting anything.
Always keep glass appoxy handy incase you break your glass.
Screens are your friend.
Growing can be cheaper than buying.

[JR77]

Here's one I just thought of: A good stoner can tell you how much bud is there without a scale!!!!