Have you been touched?

[BlueCat]

My daughter goes to MSU and she was touched there!
She will forever be a Pastafarian....

[mrdevious]

As is inevitable, wars are erupting among followers of the flying spagetti monster. My people, the RIGHT people, are strong believers of the obviously logical doctrine that the flying spagetti monster taste's best with a sprinkle of parmesan. Then those damned heretics, those who go against the word of Dawkins, have the balls to try and tell us mozerella is perfectly acceptable! Apparently the "original word has been tainted", and Dawkins intended for us to accept people's right to enjoy the monster as they please .

Well while we're at it why don't we just legalize pornography, homosexuality, abortions, sexual inuendo, winking at woman, masturbation, bikini's, red cars, the Irish, folk who worship heathen gods, sleevless shirts, mohawks....

*deep breath*

.... liberals, opinion sections in newspapers, evolution, miniskirts, voluntary armies, long hair on men, breast implants, multi-colored pants, dope, abstract art, electric cars, hemp, guys called "Clarence", questioning authority, green blackboards, woman drivers, and backward baseball caps!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HUH? Why not just let all of society fall apart and legalize it all!

Damn FSM Mozerellaists.......

[BlueCat]

As is inevitable, wars are erupting among followers of the flying spagetti monster. My people, the RIGHT people, are strong believers of the obviously logical doctrine that the flying spagetti monster taste's best with a sprinkle of parmesan. Then those damned heretics, those who go against the word of Dawkins, have the balls to try and tell us mozerella is perfectly acceptable! Apparently the "original word has been tainted", and Dawkins intended for us to accept people's right to enjoy the monster as they please .

Well while we're at it why don't we just legalize pornography, homosexuality, abortions, sexual inuendo, winking at woman, masturbation, bikini's, red cars, the Irish, folk who worship heathen gods, sleevless shirts, mohawks....

*deep breath*

.... liberals, opinion sections in newspapers, evolution, miniskirts, voluntary armies, long hair on men, breast implants, multi-colored pants, dope, abstract art, electric cars, hemp, guys called "Clarence", questioning authority, green blackboards, woman drivers, and backward baseball caps!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HUH? Why not just let all of society fall apart and legalize it all!

Damn FSM Mozerellaists.......

ROFL :clap: