1. your growing behind your parents back
Parent, actually. Because the other parent, the female parent, also known as my mom, is in with the plot.

b. your growing a single male plant
Yeah, im a n00b(even though ive read a lot about drugs), so cut me some slack.

3. that shitty male can still send your dad to jail.
Actually, it cannot. Because eventhough Finland is very anti-ganja, our laws are not that nazi. It would be just a fine. Who knows, maybe the cops would just laugh at my pathetic plant.

fucking asshole...at least if your gonna take the risk learn how to grow
Well, you could learn to know the situation completely. So it seems i dont know everything about growing weed, and you dont know everything about the situation of me growing weed.

that sucks hard
You got that right.