Anyone remember this old, annoying commercial:

It's slinky, it's slinky, a somethin' somethin' toy....it's slinky, it's slinky, fun for a girl or a boy!

Or the old Kool-Aide commercials where the giant happy faced pitcher just bursts through a random wall.

What about Bonkers? Remember them? "Bonkers, they bonk you out!" Peace.