see what happens when you do the right thing
and fall asleep when you knew better
you shoulda got your drunk ass on the road
and swrved home and passed out on the bathroom floor
naked just like everone else
when you woke up in the morning the car shoulda been
with the engine still running headlights on and th ewindshield wipers
on high speed parked on your neighbors lawn

but no you insisted on staying there
how irresponsible

hey by the way my sink is clogged [just a lil]
what is good to burn that gunk away , like draino or what