In Boston it is illegal to walk down the streets if your ugly.

I don't remember which state, but in one state a man can legally beat his wife once a month unless the strap is wider than two inches. If it is wider than two inches he has to have her permission first.

In Kentucky and California you can legally shoot blue whales from your car.

If you ride into a town on a horse wearing nothing but your underwear, no matter what you do, you cannot be arrested until you get off your horse.