I saw one on TV the other day, and I think it was in Alaska, that if you get caught stealing soap, the theif must was he him/herself with it until it is all gone. Okay!

Another one in Alaska is it is illegal to push a moose out of a moving airplane.

You know what's really funny, is somewhere down the line, someone did these acts and prompted the state/province to make it a law. Now that's the funny part.