heres how the convo might have gone down
"soo..mrs..xxxx, im really sorry that you injured yourself during the tests.
"its no problem at all, ill try again when its healed"
"that would be a-okay"
"my son smokes weed"
"what was that?"
my son is a pot head. he smokes weed"
"really? do you smoke marijuana"
"oh heavens no! its illegal!"
"thats good to know"
"i thank the lord for keeping me away from that devil plant"
"why....woulkd you even bring this up?"
"oh, you know, i figure you might let the force know that my son smokes weed and that they should bust him if they catch him"
"......ooo...kay...."
"maybe if he gets arrested for it he'll stop"
the officers thoughts: man, what a bitch. i feel sorry for her kid