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01-09-2007, 07:47 PM #1
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The big-long-tupperware-box-full-of-childhood-memories
anyone else have one?
i jsut found mine, and i was looking through it. man its such a trip, i remember doing so much of the stuff i found, and its like..hold shit
ok id like to share with you the best storie ever written, by me in 5th grade!
"the house on maple street"
by me
"It was a perfect lift-off!" said ed, who had just taken off from maple street, an alien rocket launching pad.
"why is our ship shaped like this?" asked bob
"dunno" ed said. ed and bob are pluzonions. their mission is to invade an inhabited planet called "Earth". we belive the inhabitance are ca;;ed "humans". we know this from a strange object called television, or T.V. it is supposedly used for recreational purpouses
"oh yes, this ship is disguised ad an object of shelter, called a house"
"oh yeah"
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, beep, beep, boop, beeo, boop, zing, WHAP!
"THATS THE ALARM! THE EARTH IS CLOSING! Brace for IMPACT!!! 5 4 3 2 1.......SPLOOSH
"we have landed on earth. we are in water, it is safe"
"ok" said bob
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah here is a house. just remember, (illegibility)---EoooooOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOO!!!
"whats that?" asked bob
"dunno. but i know what well do. runnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!"
(the next day)
"HEY LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND!!!"
"What?! this is a TRASH CAN. it is mainly for disposing of unwanted waste. heres a newspaper, lets see..."
[little picture i drew of a newspaper saying ALIEN SIGHTING on the headline]
"THEY ARE ONTO US!!!"
"no, thats my line"
"oh"
"they are onto us! quick, get to the ship, NOW!"
zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ CRACK! SNAP, BOOM!
it was a perfect lift-off
yo..how DANK was that story! i was such a crazy little kid :rastasmoke:SkatePopwar Reviewed by SkatePopwar on . The big-long-tupperware-box-full-of-childhood-memories anyone else have one? i jsut found mine, and i was looking through it. man its such a trip, i remember doing so much of the stuff i found, and its like..hold shit ok id like to share with you the best storie ever written, by me in 5th grade! "the house on maple street" by me "It was a perfect lift-off!" said ed, who had just taken off from maple street, an alien rocket launching pad. "why is our ship shaped like this?" asked bob "dunno" ed said. ed and bob are pluzonions. their Rating: 5[SIZE=\"1\"]when the bong\'s makin that sound
smokes in the chamber, while nuggets gettin ground
roll it up roll it up roll it up, and smoke it
flyin high off that herbal shit, i love to toke it
mary mary jane, your buds in my brain
takin away all the strain, all the pain
mary mary jane, im gonna get high today
open my mind and take me away
THC in my blood opens my mind
helps me relax and unwind
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