Lucky.

I gotten charged with Assault & Battery for doing far less. All I did was push this guy and they charged me. Just a little push. It's almost unbelieveable how they can waste such time and resources. The guy wasn't hurt, but he was such a pussy.

My other assault & battery charge was against my brother. My girlfriend at the time called the police on me. He didn't want to charge me, but the since my state is a commonwealth, the state decided to press charges. The only reason I got off is my brother had to lie and say we went at each other at the same time.

Whereever you live, it must be a lot cooler than where I live.