last night, me my homie, and my girl deside to all go get some beer, so we buy a case of coors light bottles... and a 40 oz of 211 steel reserve...so we split the case up between the 3 of us,(not alot... but when all you ate that day was som beef jerky and 2 pops, and you drink beer like me and my girl, its enuogh to get ya going) and around 1:30 am, me and the old lady deside its time for us to head back over to shag shack... cause we are feelin quite alright... and im ready for some tight pussy... and we are about a block from a short cut to my house... and all of a sudden we see this car drive past us, and stop, and im like shit babe, its the under covers, run, and i see the window roll down, i was just like shit its little K.C. and jump in the front seat, and grab the 40, take a big gulp off it, and handed it to him, he takes a drink, hands it back to my women, and hes like shit thats the piggys back there, so he runs the stop sign and gets on the highway, and we drive down the road, and turn around, go back into to town, and all of a sudden, the tight chunk of ass has to pee... so we stop by the bus barn, so she can piss, and me and my lil cusian finish all but one drink of the 40, and i was about ready to throw the back wash... and K.C grabs the bottle and drinks that, and i toss the bottle, and my girl is like you ass holes, and i was just like fuck you, it was my monney... now lets go bump around... and we get to the park, and all of a sudden, i see red and blue lights... and im sitting there trying not to pass, out, and i tell them my name is "billy roberts" first name real, last name was fake, but my moms last name is roberts... anyways, the fat fuck pig is sitting in the pig mobile... running our names.. and im like you guys, im running, im fucked if i get arrested... so i jump out of the car, and just start jogging, not even a full run... leaving my wallet, and cell phone in the car, and i hear him over the PA... billy trailor, i allready know your name, you may as well come back... but im just like fuck you you cock sucker... and i run, and jump in a pile of stickers bushes behind the local bar, and at this point if you drove by, you would of thought i was on meth, cause i was basicaly just sticking my head up, like a meth head... and then when i saw the cost was clear, im jumped back up, and ran threw this yard, and i got to the back yard, and relised they had just started building a fence, and so i go to jump the fence, i see a sybrian husky right as i had thrown my fooot over, and the dog grabs my fucking leg and starts pulling on me... so i kick it... and jump over the side fence to go threw the other yard, and i fall right between to fences... and i start running inbetween the 2 fences, and finaly get to the end... and start walking down the road... checked to see if the cop was still sitting there, and he wasnt, so i just ran all the way home, as fast as i could, (about a half mile first time ive ran that fast for that long in a while) and blah blah blah(basic mom and son yelling about me being drunk, and me riding around with a drunk monor in a "stolen" car, and the driver not having a drivers licence...

fall asleep for a hour, and i get woken up as my chunk of ass is climbing threw my window... telling me that my cusian ratted my ass out... ill take pictures of my face in the morning, and a picture of the wall i hit my head aginst... aperently trying to kill my self...

anyways... tomarow im going to turn my self in, and find out what trouble im in, and hopefuly, you guys will get to here me type this tomarow...

P.S. sorry for the long story... and i would have typed it out earlyier today, but i threw my keyboard in a fit of drunk trying to find a knife to kill them selfs rage...

if you guys want to know why i wanted to kill my self, ill post it latter on... its a long story by its self...
partyguy420 Reviewed by partyguy420 on . partyguys partying days may be coming close to dieing... last night, me my homie, and my girl deside to all go get some beer, so we buy a case of coors light bottles... and a 40 oz of 211 steel reserve...so we split the case up between the 3 of us,(not alot... but when all you ate that day was som beef jerky and 2 pops, and you drink beer like me and my girl, its enuogh to get ya going) and around 1:30 am, me and the old lady deside its time for us to head back over to shag shack... cause we are feelin quite alright... and im ready for some tight Rating: 5