partyguys partying days may be coming close to dieing...

[partyguy420]

last night, me my homie, and my girl deside to all go get some beer, so we buy a case of coors light bottles... and a 40 oz of 211 steel reserve...so we split the case up between the 3 of us,(not alot... but when all you ate that day was som beef jerky and 2 pops, and you drink beer like me and my girl, its enuogh to get ya going) and around 1:30 am, me and the old lady deside its time for us to head back over to shag shack... cause we are feelin quite alright... and im ready for some tight pussy... and we are about a block from a short cut to my house... and all of a sudden we see this car drive past us, and stop, and im like shit babe, its the under covers, run, and i see the window roll down, i was just like shit its little K.C. and jump in the front seat, and grab the 40, take a big gulp off it, and handed it to him, he takes a drink, hands it back to my women, and hes like shit thats the piggys back there, so he runs the stop sign and gets on the highway, and we drive down the road, and turn around, go back into to town, and all of a sudden, the tight chunk of ass has to pee... so we stop by the bus barn, so she can piss, and me and my lil cusian finish all but one drink of the 40, and i was about ready to throw the back wash... and K.C grabs the bottle and drinks that, and i toss the bottle, and my girl is like you ass holes, and i was just like fuck you, it was my monney... now lets go bump around... and we get to the park, and all of a sudden, i see red and blue lights... and im sitting there trying not to pass, out, and i tell them my name is "billy roberts" first name real, last name was fake, but my moms last name is roberts... anyways, the fat fuck pig is sitting in the pig mobile... running our names.. and im like you guys, im running, im fucked if i get arrested... so i jump out of the car, and just start jogging, not even a full run... leaving my wallet, and cell phone in the car, and i hear him over the PA... billy trailor, i allready know your name, you may as well come back... but im just like fuck you you cock sucker... and i run, and jump in a pile of stickers bushes behind the local bar, and at this point if you drove by, you would of thought i was on meth, cause i was basicaly just sticking my head up, like a meth head... and then when i saw the cost was clear, im jumped back up, and ran threw this yard, and i got to the back yard, and relised they had just started building a fence, and so i go to jump the fence, i see a sybrian husky right as i had thrown my fooot over, and the dog grabs my fucking leg and starts pulling on me... so i kick it... and jump over the side fence to go threw the other yard, and i fall right between to fences... and i start running inbetween the 2 fences, and finaly get to the end... and start walking down the road... checked to see if the cop was still sitting there, and he wasnt, so i just ran all the way home, as fast as i could, (about a half mile first time ive ran that fast for that long in a while) and blah blah blah(basic mom and son yelling about me being drunk, and me riding around with a drunk monor in a "stolen" car, and the driver not having a drivers licence...

fall asleep for a hour, and i get woken up as my chunk of ass is climbing threw my window... telling me that my cusian ratted my ass out... ill take pictures of my face in the morning, and a picture of the wall i hit my head aginst... aperently trying to kill my self...

anyways... tomarow im going to turn my self in, and find out what trouble im in, and hopefuly, you guys will get to here me type this tomarow...

P.S. sorry for the long story... and i would have typed it out earlyier today, but i threw my keyboard in a fit of drunk trying to find a knife to kill them selfs rage...

if you guys want to know why i wanted to kill my self, ill post it latter on... its a long story by its self...

partyguy420 Reviewed by partyguy420 on 01-09-2007. partyguys partying days may be coming close to dieing... last night, me my homie, and my girl deside to all go get some beer, so we buy a case of coors light bottles... and a 40 oz of 211 steel reserve...so we split the case up between the 3 of us,(not alot... but when all you ate that day was som beef jerky and 2 pops, and you drink beer like me and my girl, its enuogh to get ya going) and around 1:30 am, me and the old lady deside its time for us to head back over to shag shack... cause we are feelin quite alright... and im ready for some tight Rating: 5

[Inferius]

Why?

[LIP]

Damn.

So, what laws did YOU break apart from running away?

[Polymirize]

So that he could tell the story of course...

I'm just wondering what bastard gave him the extra keyboard?

[partyguy420]

ok, to be able to live with my mom, i signed a paper, that said i wouldnt be out side after 6 PM... and that i would take random drug tests, and that anyone i hang out with alone, had to have a back ground check done first....ohh... and that if im with any girls, that they have to take a drug test, and i have to have some one over the age of 18 with me at all times.... and that i would stat out of trouble with any law inforcement officers...
or i get taken away from my mom and put in a foster home... so...

well... no one was 18... i was drunk... the car was "stolen"... i would not of passed a drug test... and 3/3 of the people in the car could pass for just misdominors on a back ground check, and 2-3 people in the car, would show up with more then one felony... and the remaining person, would have one felony on their record...

so i was basicaly fucked...

i got home, and i relised, that im going to have to go live in a foster home, and that i fucked over the living argenments for all of us, because my mom is still in a custady battle with my brother and sister... and if i fuck up, it fucks up my moms and brothers and sisters stuff to... and my mom is the only person that cares loves me... and my moms about the only person that i really love in this world.. and for me not to be able to even see my mom, let alone live with her, until im 18...would tear me up inside... and its to much for me to handle... so i basicaly, slamed my head threw a wall...countinuasly hit my head on another wall(directly were the stud is at) punched my self(with and with out brass knuckles) and then spent about 10 minutes looking for my carpenter knife to use the razor in it... and then i got the head spins, and passed out...

[partyguy420]

So that he could tell the story of course...

I'm just wondering what bastard gave him the extra keyboard?

i just found the keys that fell off... and pluged it back in...

sorry if you didnt want to read it...

why didnt you just keep going down the list of fourms, passing mine if you didnt want to read it... i posted it because i was bored... and thought there was some one that would like to hear as stupid crazy story of a fucked up night...

[partyguy420]

Damn.

So, what laws did YOU break apart from running away?

im not sure... but i think its just gonna be a misdominor...

my cusian is getting charged with MIC, driving with out proof of owner ship, proof of insurance, and without proof of drivers licence, and driving under the influance, or driving while intoxicated(i dont rember)

the girl didnt get chared with anything... ill find out tomarow... i will defently get charged with assult though...

[LIP]

im not sure... but i think its just gonna be a misdominor...

my cusian is getting charged with MIC, driving with out proof of owner ship, proof of insurance, and without proof of drivers licence, and driving under the influance, or driving while intoxicated(i dont rember)

the girl didnt get chared with anything... ill find out tomarow... i will defently get charged with assult though...

What's the assult for? The dog?

[Halcy0n]

You are one stupid kid... I have absolutely no sympathy for you.

QFT

[partyguy420]

What's the assult for? The dog?

ummm... basicaly, cause im gonna punch my cusian if hes at school tomarow... the dog... it was just self defence...

and the other guy, i could really careless about what you say, because as far as im conserend, your just some guy on the internet....

and yea... i know it was preaty fucking stupid...