You know what is really addicting?

Oxygen: I cant even go for a few minutes without wanting it.

Food: You know every time I try to quit eating anything for just a few days I get grumpy and all I can think about is food. Then my stomach growls at me, demanding food. It is all I can think of.

Sex: No matter how much I get I always want more. I can never get enough.

Money: If I have been without it for a while my life gets real stressful.

Water: Just try quiting water or any liquids for a few days and you will become real grumpy.

Dam! I am addicted to tons of stuff. Where is the government surveys when you need them?