Quote Originally Posted by irishAFRICAN
I once went to a party and got trashed. me and my mates went back to a house party and I fell asleep on sum homies bed (we were all partying in his room). I woke up to a great feeling and looked down and someone was sucking me off. I was still high from the night before and didnt have a fuckin clue what was goin on. Anyway the covers moved back and it was dude who owned the room that we were jamming in. I had an initial mixure of emotions. I was shocked and a bit angry, but It felt so fuckin good and I was high so it felt better, but instead of sayin anything, I just turned over on my stomach and went to sleep. I never spoke about it to him or anyone else. He is straight too which is what I am even more confused by.
That reminds me of Dane cook...

And for the record, no.
But my friend uses wayyyy too many cocks and groins and sexual slurs in his babble. I am beginning to wonder if his clock runs backwards...