My dumbass little sister....

[Nochowderforyou]

Sometimes people will only learn if they make mistakes. How are we suppose to learn if we don't make mistakes?

Let her do her own thing. Don't sign her up for some bullshit Navy or Marine crap. Maybe that's what YOU want out of life, but don't stary controlling her life telling her what to do. Would you like it if someone just signed you up for the Navy, came to you and said, "oh, you leave for boot camp on Monday by the way"? I'd smack them in the face, really, really hard.

Worry about your life. Let her make her own mistakes and let her find direction. I mean, she's not even 18 yet and you think she needs direction? Where is your dad name tag? She's 18 and has a lot of growing up to do. I grew up the most between ages 18-22. Give her a few years and leave her be.

[EmoRebellion]

Punch her in the head.
Or headbutt her in the ovaries.
Piss in her mouth and tell her it's pinapple juice.

MESSAGE BOARD BONEHEAD REPLY FORM (version 78.7)

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Dear:

[ X ] Clueless Twit [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] "Me too"-er [ X ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Racist [ ] Fed
[ ] "Expert" [ ] Freak [ ] Troller
[ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Net.cop

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ X ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ X ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame
statement
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ X ] You make no sense
[ X ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
[ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov,
et al.
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable
[ ] You made a baseless assertion
[ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO
APPARENT REASON
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:

[ X ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ X ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ X ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must
be plugged in)
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read and memorize the FAQ
[ ] Post to alt.test
[ ] Print your home phone number in your ads

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ X ] Grow up
[ X ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship geeks
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ X ] Go back to school and actually learn something
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
[ ] All of the above

[Nochowderforyou]

MESSAGE BOARD BONEHEAD REPLY FORM (version 78.7)

(check all boxes that apply)

Dear:

[ X ] Clueless Twit [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] "Me too"-er [ X ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Racist [ ] Fed
[ ] "Expert" [ ] Freak [ ] Troller
[ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Net.cop

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ X ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ X ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame
statement
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ X ] You make no sense
[ X ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
[ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov,
et al.
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable
[ ] You made a baseless assertion
[ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO
APPARENT REASON
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:

[ X ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ X ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ X ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must
be plugged in)
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read and memorize the FAQ
[ ] Post to alt.test
[ ] Print your home phone number in your ads

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ X ] Grow up
[ X ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship geeks
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ X ] Go back to school and actually learn something
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
[ ] All of the above

Wow, that was a really well, thought out insult. I applaud you for your work. :rastasmoke:

[EmoRebellion]

Why thank you! It couldnt have been done without such a flame-worthy post.

[Skink]

Clueless Twit [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] "Me too"-er [ X ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Racist [ ] Fed
[ ] "Expert" [ ] Freak [ ] Troller
[ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Net.cop

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ X ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ X ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame
statement
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ X ] You make no sense
[ X ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
[ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov,
et al.
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable
[ ] You made a baseless assertion
[ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO
APPARENT REASON
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:

[ X ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ X ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ X ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must
be plugged in)
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read and memorize the FAQ
[ ] Post to alt.test
[ ] Print your home phone number in your ads

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ X ] Grow up
[ X ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship geeks
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ X ] Go back to school and actually learn something
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
[ ] All of the above

Wow, that was a really well, thought out insult. I applaud you for your work.
.

Yes,,, A+ for effort and an A for content...

[orangeman]

Sad thing about certain situations is people have to learn on their own before they stop acting so dumb. My sister is just getting out of control and my parents do nothing about it. But the minute I give them just a smart remark they are ready to throw down. I really don't care. In the end they'll see how stupid they are being..all of them.

[Skrappie]

I agree orange man,
Whats worse, people like my brother, never learn how to do things right, and continue to make mistakes for their entire lives.You miss so much out of life when you go out of your way to be lazy.

[Samwhore]

paisa (the Mexican equivalent to White trash),

i thought i was the only one who knew what that meant, i never knew other people said it

[Eazy]

ear:

[ X ] Clueless Twit [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] "Me too"-er [ X ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Racist [x] Fed is goin forces''' army cop!
[ ] "Expert" [ ] Freak [ ] Troller
[ ] Fundamentalist [X] Satanist [ ] Net.cop

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[x] i saw you naked on ebay
[x ] u want me to buy ur bull
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[x] You started a long, stupid thread
[x] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ X ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ X ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame
statement
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ X ] You make no sense
[ X ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
[ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov,
et al.
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable
[ ] You made a baseless assertion
[ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO
APPARENT REASON
[x] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:

[ X ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[x] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ ] become bud420's bitch
[ X ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ X ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[x ] insert joint in ya mouth
[x ] kiss less sheep
[x ] Read and memorize the Genosis
[ ] Post to alt.test
[ ] Print your home phone number in your ads

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[x ] Get an STD
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ X ] Grow up
[ X ] Never post again
[X ] get laid
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship geeks
[x ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ X ] Go back to school and actually learn something
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
[ ] All of the above
__________________

jokes bro i just wanted to takt this piss

love ya n i dunno bitch slap her?

[Skink]

O crap,,,someone actually thought to fill it out,,,Woeza...