ear:

[ X ] Clueless Twit [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] "Me too"-er [ X ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Racist [x] Fed is goin forces''' army cop!
[ ] "Expert" [ ] Freak [ ] Troller
[ ] Fundamentalist [X] Satanist [ ] Net.cop

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[x] i saw you naked on ebay
[x ] u want me to buy ur bull
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[x] You started a long, stupid thread
[x] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ X ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ X ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame
statement
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ X ] You make no sense
[ X ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
[ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov,
et al.
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable
[ ] You made a baseless assertion
[ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO
APPARENT REASON
[x] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:

[ X ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[x] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ ] become bud420's bitch
[ X ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ X ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[x ] insert joint in ya mouth
[x ] kiss less sheep
[x ] Read and memorize the Genosis
[ ] Post to alt.test
[ ] Print your home phone number in your ads

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[x ] Get an STD
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ X ] Grow up
[ X ] Never post again
[X ] get laid
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship geeks
[x ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ X ] Go back to school and actually learn something
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
[ ] All of the above
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jokes bro i just wanted to takt this piss

love ya n i dunno bitch slap her?