I'll try the llama thing and see if that helps, lol. Well, on Friday I used the urniator and everything went real smooth. Only thing of any concern was that after using the urinator I looked at the temp strip on the sample cup and it was only reading 92 f. Of course 90-100 F is acceptable, but i wished that it was reading more like 98. Anyway, she looked at the temp strip and everything was ok. I should find out tom if i'm negative or if it was accepted by the drug testing company (LapCorp?). Then this Thursday they will meet with me and discuss the supposed "Action Plan". They made me fill out the lenghty questionare to see the probability of drug addiction, what a fucking joke. I smoke two to three bowls a day and the studpid bitch after scoring the damn thing says that I am just a "social user" , so i will probably just need "educational help". Bullshit.

Anyway, I got super stoned the other day and came up with an idea to beat the system. It's pretty extreme and dangerious because of potentioals of infection (UTI) but thought yall like to hear it.

Some of you may know what a foley catheter is, it's basically a catheter that is inserted into the uretha to drain the bladder of urine. Sometimes, we irrigate the catheter using sterile saline to ensure patency. Anyway, here's my idea, simply place the catherter in (This would have to be done by someone you trust...lol) , empty the bladder then inject someone's eles' urine to fill up the bladder. Like I said I woundn't exactley recommmend this but just an idea. Basically the worst that could happen, given you are compentant with placing the foley is a UTI, which could be treated with antibiotic. But really if you do something like this you really have problems and should prob just quit, lol. As crazy as it sounds I have heard of professional athelets who inject sterile urine right into the bladder!!!!!Now that's fucked up!

Happy toking....:smokin: