Busted!!

[Wishville]

oh god dude. rehab for weed is so much bullshit. thats like putting someone in rehab for eating too much chocalate. millions of assholes drink every single day and that is so much worse.

[kent tha killer]

get another job...like really is there even a question?

[LIP]

Hello all. I am a RN and was just recently drug tested because of some moron that was trying to steal narcotics from our supply. When they called everyone to go get tested people had 8 hours to get it done. However, I was not told until 3 days later so I had some time to fiqure things out.

So I went to researching on the internet and ordered some synthetic urine that had the heat activator you had to add to warm it up. Everything was going smooth until I got to the john and the damn temp strip wasn't reading on the bottle. On top of that the bottle was getting real hot and I knew it wasn't in the correct temp range. So I bit the bullet and pissed.

Few days later they informed me of testing postive for THC and that I can't go back to work until I test clean. In addition, they notified the state nursing board of my drug test and have required me to go through their rehab program. Yeah, it really sucks.

Anyway, I researched on the net about the urinator and think that's the best way to go. Dilution method seems a bit too risky for me. I did a test run and after 3 hours it was reading 96 F. Not too shabby if you ask me. Overall I thought the kit was well put together and hopefully will help me get through this bullshit. Of course I could quit for awhile but being a daily toker will take some time to get out of my system. It sucks that mary jane stays in your system so long. I'll probably get tested again tomorrow so I'll post an update of how it goes.

You didnt test positive for THC.

You tested positive for cannabinols.

THC is out of your body 2-4 hours after you smoke.

[trynagethigh]

"Anyway, I got super stoned the other day and came up with an idea to beat the system. It's pretty extreme and dangerious because of potentioals of infection (UTI) but thought yall like to hear it.

Some of you may know what a foley catheter is, it's basically a catheter that is inserted into the uretha to drain the bladder of urine. Sometimes, we irrigate the catheter using sterile saline to ensure patency. Anyway, here's my idea, simply place the catherter in (This would have to be done by someone you trust...lol) , empty the bladder then inject someone's eles' urine to fill up the bladder. Like I said I woundn't exactley recommmend this but just an idea. Basically the worst that could happen, given you are compentant with placing the foley is a UTI, which could be treated with antibiotic. But really if you do something like this you really have problems and should prob just quit, lol. As crazy as it sounds I have heard of professional athelets who inject sterile urine right into the bladder!!!!!Now that's fucked up!"


sterile urine? that shit sounds like an oxymoron...how do you sterilize urine? Urine itself is toxins and waste the body NEEDS to get rid of so why would you try to purify waste and then put it back in you. You are begging for an infection or worse, if not death. How do you know this urine does not have HIV related bodies in it?Youve heard of that right? Are you going to trust that someone on the internet says its sterile just cause he has a website that sells it?Thats a serious gamble considering the repercussions. So what exactly is "sterile urine"? Anybody?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Your own urine is sterile to you specifically. I don't know about anyone else's.

[Delta9 UK]

Your urine is sterile, full stop.

Unless you have a UTI already - but that should be obvious.

"Sterile" is more of a microbiology term in this case and doesn't mean that urine is clean or safe or not full of waste - because it is.

But it is sterile.