Busted!!

[keeko]

sorry to hear that happened, but i would never go to rehab for pot. good luck with everything:thumbsup:

keeko Reviewed by keeko on 01-11-2007. Busted!! Hello all. I am a RN and was just recently drug tested because of some moron that was trying to steal narcotics from our supply. When they called everyone to go get tested people had 8 hours to get it done. However, I was not told until 3 days later so I had some time to fiqure things out. So I went to researching on the internet and ordered some synthetic urine that had the heat activator you had to add to warm it up. Everything was going smooth until I got to the john and the damn Rating: 5

[RedFury]

haha thats funny shit, anyways im in rehab for tokin green too its absolute horshit cause the program im in costs $70 per lesson, thankfully though they enrolled me in the 5 week program instead of the 12 week program because of the total bullshit story i told them about how i only smoked a few times and i didnt like it at all, im two weeks into abstaining but finding it not as difficult as i thought i would have being 2-3x everyday smoker but i think and day dream about it all the time, partially why im posting so much on this damn forum cuz i need to be in the culture at all times one way or another, anways stay strong bro, pass your test and get HIGH.:jointsmile:

[GotWake88]

Why can't everyone just accept the fact that cannabis is about as dangerous as a telatubby with a nerf gun?

[RedFury]

i duno how dangerous that is, but to me a telatubby with a gun of any kind is scary as hell.

[frylok]

Teletubbies kick ass man....

And sorry about all that rehab bullshit man. But if it helps, think of llama's while your there.

Cheer's me up every time!!

[bonghitter]

I'll try the llama thing and see if that helps, lol. Well, on Friday I used the urniator and everything went real smooth. Only thing of any concern was that after using the urinator I looked at the temp strip on the sample cup and it was only reading 92 f. Of course 90-100 F is acceptable, but i wished that it was reading more like 98. Anyway, she looked at the temp strip and everything was ok. I should find out tom if i'm negative or if it was accepted by the drug testing company (LapCorp?). Then this Thursday they will meet with me and discuss the supposed "Action Plan". They made me fill out the lenghty questionare to see the probability of drug addiction, what a fucking joke. I smoke two to three bowls a day and the studpid bitch after scoring the damn thing says that I am just a "social user" , so i will probably just need "educational help". Bullshit.

Anyway, I got super stoned the other day and came up with an idea to beat the system. It's pretty extreme and dangerious because of potentioals of infection (UTI) but thought yall like to hear it.

Some of you may know what a foley catheter is, it's basically a catheter that is inserted into the uretha to drain the bladder of urine. Sometimes, we irrigate the catheter using sterile saline to ensure patency. Anyway, here's my idea, simply place the catherter in (This would have to be done by someone you trust...lol) , empty the bladder then inject someone's eles' urine to fill up the bladder. Like I said I woundn't exactley recommmend this but just an idea. Basically the worst that could happen, given you are compentant with placing the foley is a UTI, which could be treated with antibiotic. But really if you do something like this you really have problems and should prob just quit, lol. As crazy as it sounds I have heard of professional athelets who inject sterile urine right into the bladder!!!!!Now that's fucked up!

Happy toking....:smokin:

[greendove]

Gawd, that just sounds like an awful thing to do to yourself.

[bonghitter]

Here's an update of what has taken course so far. The urniator worked! I tested negative. I highly recommend using this product over several others for several reasons:

1) keeps accurate temp for 4hours - I personally tested this and got a digital reading of 98F after 4 hours!

2) You don't have to worry about mixing anything or peeing exact amount (with additives you must urinate a percise amount of urine 60-90cc) if you piss too little it will leave a trace of additive, if you piss too much you may come back positive!

3) Dextox drinks are all bullshit! As described in previous postings drinking shit loads of WATER (it's free) diutes your urine is the key- THis of course is also risky. If you dilute too much your creatine will be too low and the test will be inconslusive.

4) Better than the WIZZANATOR. THe wizzanator uses cheap heat packs to warm up urine. If you read my earlier post you will see that this is also risky because this can cause the urine to become too hot

I hope this doesn't sound like some kind of infomercial, but i've done a lot of research and wish to spread the news so that we can beat all of these drug companies and protect are God given rights and privacy!

As far as what kind of rehab i must do, i have to attend a 10wk educational coarse. My emplorer will drug test me for a year, calling me at home at any given moment and I must test by 5pm that day. Plenty of time to get the urinator up and running I never quit smoking and don't plan to. :jointsmile:

I want to thank this forum for all the information and advise, you guys rule!
p.s. Sory fr al of the misssspellings and typposs, im always baked out of my head when i get on this forum

[215meds]

"Anyway, I got super stoned the other day and came up with an idea to beat the system. It's pretty extreme and dangerious because of potentioals of infection (UTI) but thought yall like to hear it.

Some of you may know what a foley catheter is, it's basically a catheter that is inserted into the uretha to drain the bladder of urine. Sometimes, we irrigate the catheter using sterile saline to ensure patency. Anyway, here's my idea, simply place the catherter in (This would have to be done by someone you trust...lol) , empty the bladder then inject someone's eles' urine to fill up the bladder. Like I said I woundn't exactley recommmend this but just an idea."


Athletes do it already to pass steriods tests. Ive heard of a particular UFC fighter that supposedly does it. Whether or not is true i dont know but i have already heard of this method. I WOULD NEVER DO THIS IN MY LIFE OR THINK THAT ANYONE ON THESE BOARDS SHOULD TRY THIS. If u were to risk all the complications of this method u would have a serious problem and would need to quit anyways. Just my two cents

[GodBud]

Congrats man. I once went through what you just went through only it was to get a job. I found this cat that lived locally and he hooked me up with some powdered urine with the the heat packs. An hour before the test I poored the powdered urine in a tube of sky juice and passed with flying colors. I pulled some bong rips right before I went to take the test. I feel your stress man it sucks but at least you got a plan and know what to do next time they spring one on ya.

Peace :stoned: