Here is mine.. It's trademarked!!


A PaRaNoIa™ recipe.




"A paranoid tomato salad"™

Start off by getting the damn ingredients!


Recipe for one person:

Rucola Salad, (around two handfulls - tastes great without it to.)- this shit. ---> http://www.foodlog.nl/images/uploads/rucola.jpg
2 Tomatos, (tennisball sized.)
½ Red Onion, (half a tennisball sized.)
½-1 Piece of Sellery, depends on how much you like Sellery.
½-1 squeezed Lemon, depends on how much you like Lemons.
1-1½ Soup Spoons of Maldon Sea Salt - This shit ---> http://www.lobels.com/graphics/meatp...on_salt_sm.jpg
1-1½ Soup Spoons of Basilikum.



STEP ONE: Clean all your vegetables, you DON'T want dirt to eat when you're stoned, or any other at that!!


First, cut up the Rucola salad nicely, put it in a deep plate. Then you go for the Tomatos, cut them in, well, how ever you like your damn tomatos cut - same goes for the Red Onions; put these in the plate with the Rucola salad. Slize the Sellery in not to tiny pieces.. Around three millimeters thick, (doesn't have to be EXACTLY 3 millimeters, but it's so much better when it is, so get your rulers.. jk), throw it in with the rest. Now, the Lemon. I cut it in half and squeeze it with my hands, (I always wash hands before I cook), over the salad. Add the Maldon and Basilikum, then you mix it all together..


Bon apetit.