The Asian Chicken Theory

[Fengzi]

Funny thing, I lived in China for a year or so, and have been back many times, and never once saw general tso's or honey chicken. Actually very little of what we see in a typical American Chinese restuarant can be found there. And they never heard of fortune cookies. They were invented in San Francisco. Practically as Aemican as apple pie.

Ironically, they have these places in China called "California Noodle House" that basically sell Vietnamese Pho. My guess is that some Chinese guy came over here, ate in a Vietnamese place and thought "hey, what a great American food! I can sell a shitload of this in China" LOL

[MacWQ33]

I wish I could eat General Gao all day every day.

[systemofadown]

what does this have to do with anything?

[slipknotpsycho]

what does anything have to do with this?

[Pipe Dreams]

I thought that Japan didnt have a military after World War II?

[B-Dizzle]

chickety-china the chinese chicken, you have a drumstick and your brain starts sticking....

i just watched that music video. I love the weird al version - jerry springer


oh yea, so fatkid, ur basically sayin stop eating chinese/japanese chicken? hehe

[imagtb]

japan is in asia... china is a girl at ny school that plays on the JV basketball team.. shes black... and her names china.. there this other girl.. shes on the track team. her name is asia. shes black. WTF. i just got 20 dollars = dub. I just felt like typin nothin cuz this asian chicken theory makes no sense and its not even a fuckin story.

[TheFatKid]

imagtb, it was originally in the conspiracy forum, it was just moved here.

[666300]

lol dude it wasn't a prank call (may be now) but it's a song

It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me saying
"Get that together come back and see me"
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

The Bare naked ladies are going to be playing a concert near me soon. and there canadian