Quote Originally Posted by stinkyattic
Hey all New Englanders... might recognize this dude... his statue graces the Lexington Battle Green... to me, he symbolizes a bit more than the rebellious colonial farmers... he is....

The Minute Man!!!!

(still 200 years later failing to satisfy his womenfolks, lol!)
A copy of that statue is in courtyard square of Cortland NY, where I'm from. I used to always call Mass., "Massive-two-shits", I mean like all the time. Once-upon-a-time I drove the Mass. turnpike at least once-a-month going back and forth between Pease AFB in Portsmouth New Hampshire and NY. So a then some years ago, my daughter is in the 4th grade at a Catholic school and the teacher asks her, "What state is Boston in"? My daughter proudly says, "Massive-two-shits". The teacher goes ape-shit and calls the principal down. And my daughter, puffed upo at being so smart proudly repeated, "Massive-two-shits". Damn. LMFAO. But, it's my fault really though. To this day, she's 19 now, she thinks Boston is in "Massive-two-shits". But back to this here thread, Minute-men takes on that two-pump chump meaning for some I'm sorry to say. So like if I want a statue made for me I should just be somewhat premature? Dang, them minute-men, colonial farmer dudes missed out on some real happy-humping, if that's true. I'd rather think all the happy-humping kept them warm in the winter and happy and wise enough to see a great thing that was worth fighting for. Humping and freedom, go together. Ramble, ramble, ramble,..toke...ramble.
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