How long does your fella' last?

[stinkyattic]

Hey all New Englanders... might recognize this dude... his statue graces the Lexington Battle Green... to me, he symbolizes a bit more than the rebellious colonial farmers... he is....

The Minute Man!!!!

(still 200 years later failing to satisfy his womenfolks, lol!)

stinkyattic Reviewed by stinkyattic on 01-08-2007. How long does your fella' last? This is strictly for the women. How long does your man last? Whats the longest you've had a guy last? The shortest? I really don't care what the guys have to say, no guy in his right mind would admit to lasting 5-10 minutes, and I think most guys would lie anyway. Rating: 5

[qdavid]

Hey all New Englanders... might recognize this dude... his statue graces the Lexington Battle Green... to me, he symbolizes a bit more than the rebellious colonial farmers... he is....

The Minute Man!!!!

(still 200 years later failing to satisfy his womenfolks, lol!)

A copy of that statue is in courtyard square of Cortland NY, where I'm from. I used to always call Mass., "Massive-two-shits", I mean like all the time. Once-upon-a-time I drove the Mass. turnpike at least once-a-month going back and forth between Pease AFB in Portsmouth New Hampshire and NY. So a then some years ago, my daughter is in the 4th grade at a Catholic school and the teacher asks her, "What state is Boston in"? My daughter proudly says, "Massive-two-shits". The teacher goes ape-shit and calls the principal down. And my daughter, puffed upo at being so smart proudly repeated, "Massive-two-shits". Damn. LMFAO. But, it's my fault really though. To this day, she's 19 now, she thinks Boston is in "Massive-two-shits". But back to this here thread, Minute-men takes on that two-pump chump meaning for some I'm sorry to say. So like if I want a statue made for me I should just be somewhat premature? Dang, them minute-men, colonial farmer dudes missed out on some real happy-humping, if that's true. I'd rather think all the happy-humping kept them warm in the winter and happy and wise enough to see a great thing that was worth fighting for. Humping and freedom, go together. Ramble, ramble, ramble,..toke...ramble.

[Frivolous248]

WTF is with all the sudden mass bashing? I grew up in mass and it rocks... I think that statue was in the middle of the town I used to live, or one just like it.


Also, the reason I'm not wanting to trust most guys is 'cause I've read a bunch of statistics that say stuff like "n% of guys orgasm within 5 minutes of penetration" or whatnot. And I've never heard a guy say hes lasted any shorter than 15 minutes...

[qdavid]

I didn't mean to come off like I was bashing. I like the place. I did some temporary duty stationed at Otis ANG base on the Cape and that was some of the best time in my life. I really dug that Boston Marketplace or Nathaniel Hall thing too but I never got to Fenway, damn-it. Hopefully I still will before the assholes decide to tear down that hallowed landmark.

[greendove]

i don't really know exactly how long my guy lasts, cause we usually do a decent amount of foreplay so i don't keep track of how long the actual intercourse lasts. i would guess it lasts on average 15 mins, but he can come way faster than that, and on the other hand last way longer than that. in general, our entire sexual encounters probably last between 30mins-45mins. but like i said, it can vary. i don't like to have sex for too long anyways, cause i get tired and/or sore. sex is a workout!

Same here.

[az666]

ladies only ...what about the guys who happen to be interested in guys?? lol
To answer your question...it depends which one i'm with

No but seriously...it really depends on the situation, there are times where guys have cum in about 2 mins...and then i've had sessions lasting hours...average is probably about 5 mins i suppose...but foreplay would make guys cum faster and also how horny they are.
Lots of factors really.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

My ex boyfriend was good at one thing and that's one thing only...and that's sex, he was around his sexual peak as well (statistic wise)...He could last about 4 hours if we had the time (pure sex), with of course, a few blunts in between. Of course every guy can do the two minute miracle basically anywhere. My current boyfriend and I usually go at it for 30-an hour (not including foreplay). Perfect to me

[couch-potato]

[align=center]Attention men, are you tired of blowing your load within 4 seconds of vaginal penetration? Say no more!
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The key to lasting longer is to develop the muscles in your penis and make them strong enough to hold sperm in when you are about to ejaculate. Forget about products and systems that reduce sensation. You're supposed to enjoy fucking, not reduce the feeling.

Training

To train yourself, you will need to masturbate, my young padawan. Maturbate to the point where you are about to ejaculate, slow your strokes down and eventually stop just in the matter of time so that you do not bust your nut. Use your cock muscles to try to hold the sperm in. The first few times you try this, you may lose control and end up ejaculating anyway. This is fine, as long as you are trying to hold it in, you are developing the muscles you need to. Eventually you'll get better at it.

Repeat
Repeat these steps, masturbating and trying to control it. You can also practice while you are urinating. If you can stop yourself from urinating in the middle, you're almost where you need to be. If you perform these steps every day or so after about 2 weeks, you will come to a point where you will be able to stop yourself from ejaculating any time you want. The best part of this exercise is that the more you do it, the more powerful your orgasms will be. Unlimited cock power!

Wear Her Out
Perform this exercise until you feel confident enough to be able to have complete control of your ejaculation. Then during intercourse, when you feel you are about to ejaculate, you can stop your strokes, gain control of yourself, then start again. You'll be able to wear that bitch out! You will likely be able to keep it up better too because your confidence level will rise. Nothing feels better than getting stoned, drunk and being in control of yourself sexually.

Taken from some website, but I am too lazy to cite my sources.

[Skink]

I don't have a stop watch...

[stinkyattic]

WTF is with all the sudden mass bashing? I grew up in mass and it rocks... I think that statue was in the middle of the town I used to live, or one just like it.

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lol don't worry, no bashing, I'm a real in-the-flesh Masshole and grew up for the first few years of my life in the shadow of that statue!!! I'm out west of 495 now where it's actually possible to buy a home for less than 600,000 for a 2 bedroom ranch... so did you live in Lexington or Concord? That one is in Lex, but there's another similar Minuteman monument in Concord on the other end of the Battle road... it's neat to go visit for any history buffs in the house!