Quote Originally Posted by the yeag
yeah!!! any of you bible thumpers know a good passage from the ~good book~ that i can recite ....that states preaching the good book to unwanted people is wrong? i want something to recite to tell the door to door christians to back off ...any HELP please
One day I had some jehovah guys come to my door, have had it happen plenty times, but this one time he starts reading me things out of the bible and I am thinking god sthu I can read the bible my damn self.. So I asked him you must totally believe in all the bible to be coming door to door to read it to people huh? He sais something which I wasn't really listening to cause I was trying to recall a Bible passage's location in the bible but he basically said yes, so I leaned forward ad turned his tie around to read the lable which said something like 40% silk 60% rayon, something like that, then I asked to see his bible, looked through it for a min, read out loud Leviticus 19:19 which says that we shall not wear clothing woven of two fibers, and I told him your tie goes against what the bible says ya know, well gotta go got my kids upstairs and closed the door heh. I was hoping their Bible version said it like this I got lucky cause it did, other versions say woven of wool and linen. Actually I was also hoping that the tag on his tie wouldn't say 100% silk, no telling how fanatical he could have been about what the Bible says, after all, he showed up at my door to read it to me..

edit:: this was in no way a spur of the moment thing, I had been planning this for the next Jehovah that pissed me off