Pwned
Pwnd
Pwnt
Pwn3d!!11!
etc.

I can see how that might look retarded to someone who isn't a gamer.

Man, that's just like one time when me and a friend were blazing in a field, and along comes Mr. Piggy all chest puffing out and sun glasses on. So me and my friend start freaking out, and we drop our weed, pipe and tin's then book it.

Luckily this cop was a dumb ass and had decided to walk across a fucking field where we could see him all the way from the other side...